A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !
Similar to to the Mexican Wave, the Mexican Yawn is the inevitable ripple of yawns through a group of people proceeding after witnessing the first "source yawn". The source yawn must be seen and heard in order to have maximum effect.
Dave, having only slept for 3 hours that night, kept starting the the Mexican Yawn during our office meeting.