Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cartel

My Mexican ass

Cartel be like

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019

Store

A hotspot people go to to have anal sex. I am losing my mind...

Store is super

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019

Skeletons

Skeletons have a micropenis

Female skeletons are a microvirgin

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019

Antonio

Antonio is one of the greatest people in the world. If you ask him for something, he’ll do something for you. He is a great friend!!!

Antonio is cool

by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019

Machine Gun Kelly

A rapper who I call Retard

Machine Gun Kelly is stupid

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019

That Gay Guy Across The Street

He’s staring at me through my window...

That Gay Guy Across The Street

by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019

Sex Movies

A movie that shows a sex, masturbating, or orgasm scene. Rated R

Sex Movies are the best #nohomo

by OneFuckingMachete October 04, 2019