Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Sleepover Insomnia

Going to bed so late at a sleepover that you can't get to sleep the next night.

Sarah went to bed at 4 am at the sleepover last night. Now she has Sleepover Insomnia.

by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft October 22, 2010

Iwysbicb

I Want You So Bad I Can't Breathe, a song by OK Go.

"In your fitted raincoat and tangled winter hair Cheeks a little rosy in the February air And running through the subway to catch the uptown train Spend the night just dancing And running through the subway to catch the uptown train Spend the night just dancing I want you, yeah I want you I want you, yeah I want you bad So bad I can't think straight So bad all my bones shake So bad I can't breathe iwysbicb"

by OneOfTheFewNorthDakotansLeft September 26, 2021

North Dakota

The U.S. wasn't sure what to do with the Dakota Territory, so they split it into two sections. Cold, and colder. (South Dakota, North Dakota) North Dakota has now become the U.S.'s storage cabinet for Nuclear Missiles. Other than that, It's flat.

Unintelligient being: "Why don't we sell North Dakota to Canada or something?" Other American: "That's where we keep all our Nukes." SO...become one with Mother North Dakota, eh? C: