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Alberte

Alberte is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet.
If you get yourself an alberte don’t ever let her go!

She’s very talented and can dance very well! She probably know all the moves in the “best song ever” music video!
She will have a lot of success when she’s older! And there’s a big chance that she will be a millionaire in the future!

If you have a friend named Alberte, she will no doubt buy you all the things you want!
BUT DONT USE HER! You will regret it!
Because Alberte is also really strong and likes to fight! She’s trustworthy, but only keep her closets friends secrets, and that’s her only downfall!
YOU GOTTA HAVE ALBERTE AS A FRIEND!

“Yo who’s that girl dancing like that?! She’s incredibly beautiful! She must be an Alberte!”

Holy shit, who is she fighting?! That girl must be unlucky!”

by Oneditectionfannn May 15, 2020