A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some one sexually involved with a duck
Dam did you see that Duck Humper get on that duck!
When your drinking cold milk and a friend tells a joke or says something that is so funny that the milk comes out your nose.
I told my friend a joke as he was drinking his milk and he began laughing so hard he had nose milk. Dam what's that white stuff coming out your nose.
1. A person born in the City of Seymour Texas. 2. A person that lives in the City of Seymour Texas. 3. A person that drinks the water and suffers a sharp decrease in I.Q.
See idiot I explain something to them in such a way that even a five year old would understand, they look at you and say "duah"? those Seymourons.