Country Dictionary

Very similar to ninjapwn, it requires being a ninja. To ninjaslap is to bitchslap, chumpslap, and pwn all at once.

Soroush got free fries when he ninjaslapped that employee-lady at Whataburger, then brandon jackzored some of his free fries.

When you arrive at the point of being totally cooked beyond rescue and Geoff has to put you in the nearest uber from Double bay back to the hills district even though it's going to cost upwards of 150 bucks, all because snorted your last three hundy in one go...

How was your weekend?

Dunno, can't remember a thing, safe to say I was Banks'd by 8pm

Public service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing, or Speech Disabled. Available through TTY, Mobile, and Internet.

My friend is Deaf, so she calls me with relay.

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!

I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!

Past tense of jackzor, to be l33t and jack something.

That Brandon f00 jackzored my fries! -Soroush

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

To jack in that l33t way. You have to be Soroush or Brandon, too.

¡f00 if u jackzor my ride i gonna cut chu up!