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the morningstar

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.

"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.

by OsoCafe September 22, 2017