A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbation while imagining that the person over the line that you're talking to is sexually interacting with you, and vice versa.
I lived far away from her, so the two of us had some hot phone sex.
The All Things Not Weezer bulletin board. Need be more said?
I've lost many an hour frequenting ATNW.
A band which prides itself on being a very foul, if not hi-fucking-larious band that uses only acoustic instruments.
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do...
-Tenacious D
The act of wrapping saran wrap over a person's head and then deficating on it.
I saw this one hardcore porn where this guy gives this girl a hot karl, it's fucking gross.