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wannabe player

A man who tries to play but just can't get it right.

He lies and cheats but never gets away with it.

He lies so much that he forgets his own lies and trips himself up.

He forgets to use protection while fucking hookers so ends up with lots of diseases and then wonders how he got found it.

Because of his lifestyle he will naturally have an infected, diseased dick.

An embarrassment to other men.

Can only get women if he pays them.

A really bad liar.

That prick is such a motherfucking wannabe player - he is an embarrassment to all men!

Rohan is a wannabe player but he will never be a real player coz he can't even lie properly.

Jason, man, if you'r gonna play, at least wear a johnny coz that bitch you been tappin is playing you better than you're playing her.

by P.o.S.a January 23, 2008