Country Dictionary

Cram-berries

A sexual act in which you stuff as many pairs of testicles into one woman's vagina until no more can fit. Usually occurring during a large orgy situation.

"My cousin, Eddie, Did that new Cram-berries act with his girlfriend and some of her close friends. It was a wild night!"

Beffort

Giving someone a pass when their work is sloppy or bad because they put a lot of effort into it.

Mrs. Farnswell gave David a B for "Beffort" because his report had sloppy spelling errors but had enough paragraphs for a passing grade.

Sploonk

A racist slur used by aliens against the human race in order to insult every human being regardless of sex, race, height, weight, mental ability, or gender.

"Zip-Zorp the destroyer just called earthlings a "Sploonk" and has now caused an intergalactic war against both planets."