A fork of Rural Dictionary
She's a Spunk Junkie. She's got the need for seed. She loves the Jerk Juice. The Cock Cream. The Tang. The Meat Mix. The Man Milk. The Boy Batter. The Load Launch. The Nut Butter. The Jizz Juice. The Salt Shake. The White Wash.
Nickname for fans of the incredible HBO series Boardwalk Empire
Johnny: Boardwalk Empire is the most unpredicatable and most boldly written drama of the century! I am a Board WALKER!! Dee: Well... our century is rather new... Johnny: ....and the realism and the truth and the era and the acting... and the CHARACTERS! OMG! Dee: uh... Johnny: ...and the authenticity, the unflinching violence.... Dee: zzzzzzzzzzz
Someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. Usually rerunning a movie or tv show they've seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
Dave: Your wife Rhonda watches the same freakin' movie every night. Why? Brent: It makes her fall asleep...and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin' mind-numbing. Dave: Dear God... I'm surrounded by tube snoozers.
Any fan of zombie films, shows, books, games, etc. Usually in association with the post-Night of the Living Dead era, aka George Romero zombies, aka RomZoms; and not classic voodoo zombies.
Danny is a true zombite. He has every issue of the Walking Dead. He has every Romero film on vhs, laser disc, bluray and dvd. But his Uncle Harold was the biggest zombite he ever met. Uncle Harold invented a sexual position called "zombie-style". He's divorced now. Every Thanksgiving he would stuff the turkey with pig guts and fake blood and he and the children would tear the turkey apart with their barehands. He has lost custody of the children. He used to fake-bite coworkers on the neck in bathrooms or elevators. He's now unemployed. For two years straight he was first place in the state Zombie Run. Now he's banned because of doping.
If a Courtesy Flush is flushing while still on the toilet (to eliminate odor for others' sakes), then a Decency Flush is simply flushing the toilet when done pooping... period.
Dear roommate: A 'courtesy flush' isn't required but a 'decency flush' kinda is. So please remember to flush after you shit your next hobbit. Okay, thanks. Dear roommate: Found another shit show in the toilet today. Please refer to my last note... the whole 'decency flush' thing. Okay. Yeah. Thanks. Dear roommate: Another hobbit found. Dear roommate: Okay. Scratch the decency flush thing... moving on to 'mandated flush'. Please comply. Dear roommate: I'm moving out. Not comfortable wearing this hazmat suit anymore.
Basically, the dumbest of the dumbest. Dumb as dirt.
Loyd is dirt dumb. He dropped his toilet paper roll in the toilet and put it in the microwave to dry it and burned the entire goddamn trailer park down. Dirt dumb.
Nickname for 'Game of Thrones' fans, an HBO show based on the epic fantasy A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin.
I never in the world thought I would ever watch a Game of Thrones episode. But I did... and now I've been hooked for two years. Its like smoking a Middle Earth crackpipe! I'm so addicted to this show... I can now say I am a true Throne-ite!