A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back. Colin: Uh... that was two days ago. Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger. Colin: Two days, dude. Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger. Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
Basically, give something or someone a chance before you put it down.
1. Carl: I'm never watching Game of Thrones... I don't like fantasy. Carol: Game of Thrones is the best show ever. Ever. Carl: Shoot. I knocked it... before I rocked it. 2. Stan: I hate to think I'd ever eat sautéed pig stomach... it sounds gross. Deborah: It's actually okay. My aunt makes it on Thanksgiving. Stan: Fuck. Seriously??? Deborah: Don't knock it 'til you rock it. 3. Vern: WOW crack IS powerful. Bert: Goddamn right it's powerful. Don't ever knock it til you rock it. Fucker.
Pronounced the same as 'Martyr'. An avid fan of Bill Maher. Maher is an American stand-up comedian, television host, political commentator, author and actor. He is the host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher". Maher is known for his sarcastic attitude, quick wit, political and social satire and sociopolitical commentary, which targets a wide range of topics including religion, politics, bureaucracies of many kinds, political correctness, and describes himself as "A truth lover".
Kaufman: Bill Maher is the man. The most truthful guy on TV. He is the truth. Shell: I wouldn't go that far. Kaufman: All he cares about is calling these hypocrites out on their bullshit. You're just jealous I'm a Maherter. Shell: Oh, so you're a martyr now too? Kaufman: I have been for years. Shell: What the hell makes you a martyr? Kaufman: Uhhh... you want a laudry list? Who's a bigger Maherter than me? Shell: O.M.G. I'm going home. I've got to catch Fox News.
An intervention by family and friends with the intent of reaching out emotionally to a troubled individual, but it goes terribly wrong and ends up in possible arguments, anger, vulgarities, screaming, fist-fights, and visits to the nearest emergency room.
Uncle Bobby's intervention didn't go well this morning. We started with a prayer and it turned out he was on PCP and punched Aunt Angie in the face and kicked his buddy Mike in the groin. Then he grabbed their dog Ladie and dropkicked it across the living room. It turned out to be a fucking aggrovention.
Derived from the phrase "As American as hot dogs and apple pie". Both hotdogs and Hip Hop were originated in America, Hip Hop started in the South Bronx.
Once there was a street artist who got busted by a cop. The intricate graffiti was displaying George W. Bush as a mass murderer, with a chainsaw, attacking cripples and little nerd children. And then the cop went ape shit. Or... pig shit. Cop: This is filthy! Like a wall of... turds! Filthy! You're bashing The Dubbya. Graf Writer: Its symbolic. It shows Bush killing all the innocents... with this war that cousin-fucking hillbilly started. Cop: You little... spraypaintin'... turd! You are Un-American!! Bashin' the Dubbya! Graf Writer: I'm as American as hot dogs and Hip Hop.
1. When someone is masturbating and either an awful sound, smell, thought or sight suddenly disturbs the person, thus ending the masturbation process abruptly. 2. Whenever a masturbating session is disturbed.
A. Ray was masturbating when he unexpectedly thought about his neighbor's grandmother and completely lost his hard-on. It was masturbing. B. Ray was masturbating in his car and, unexpectedly, his neighbor caught him. It was too masturbing for Ray to go on. C. Ray was masturbating on the toilet when he unexpectedly heard his neighbor screaming in his sleep from night terrors. Ray was somewhat masturbed by this. D. Ray was masturbating to online porn when, unexpectedly, he discovered his neighbor was watching him from the living room window again. Very masturbing.
A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.
Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell. Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through. Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday. Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick! Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out. Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it. Jesse: And my dog died. Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten. Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.