A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bunch of idiotic people who think up fake things that happened to them while they're in the shower, then text to random people "I love you" even though most of those people in their phone book is either their mom, dad, or family.
The averagee's don't have lives because they spend 45 minutes reading 8-419 pages of MLIA a day.
Today, I went to the store. I was looking at a pretty girl, she looked at me too. I quickly went into closest aisle there was. It was the feminine products. At least she knows I'm a girl. MLIA