A fork of Rural Dictionary
A spineless puppet of a woman being strung by selfish pick pocketing Tory maggots.
Also an avid promoter of the domestic cheese and pork markets.
Person 1: “Fucking hell, my energy prices are completely unaffordable, my nobs gonna freeze off this winter.”
Person 2: “Similar situation for me, good thing Liz Truss is subsidising Charlie’s Stilton factory in Lincolnshire to encourage growth drive down prices!”