A fork of Rural Dictionary
A town on the north shore of long island. Home to a lovely park, dock, high school, and a lot of inherently racist white people who often band together to stop any possible encroachment by minority families. The high school is somewhat, but not overwhelmingly comprised of very small tiny boys with shaved heads dressed as street gang members (despite having parents who are private practioners or CPAs and beautiful homes), alternative rock listeners who wear fuzzy old flannel shirts, band/orchestra members who make everyone angry, and a plethora of other students all of whom don't trust eachother since the town itself was built on mistrust, prejudice and greed. Many large, large houses, many of which are on the water, can be seen throughout town as well as a large number of PTA moms (milfs aplenty) who hang out with other PTA moms and act obnoxious or cruel to other PTA moms and use their daughters in high school to spite the daughters of the moms that they don't like. Also home to the amazing Northport deli.
Wow, Northport is such an incredibly nice and safe place to live... and yet, Northport is a glaring example of exactly what's wrong with the world we live in.