A fork of Rural Dictionary
The dullest and most boring city on Earth, located in central England.
The town's centre is basically a game of spot the Englishman, the outer suburbs are filled with either old people or South Asian gang members.
Once a bastion of friendly & tough working class stock, now every toothpick teenager swanning around the streets is either high, carrying a knife, or both.
You can also expect to receive at least ten scornful looks for simply walking to the shops.
What's Birmingham like?
Dot: Oooh yes, I remembah when all that used to be fee-yulds it did.
What's Birmingham like?
Amir: b6z up innit blud brap brap brrrrrrap
What's Birmingham like?
Mike: >:-/ Ehhh, ye fuc--*mumbles and walks away*