Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cognitive Darwinism

The conscious decision to choose the less favorable of two choices resulting in greater probability of a bad outcome.

Refusing to vaccinate to protect yourself is cognitive Darwinism at its finest.

by Pablo Tornado September 27, 2021

Copyographer

When you copy any media and republish it as your own.

Did you like that picture of the eclipse ?
Got it off the web. I'm a good copyographer.

by Pablo Tornado August 23, 2017

Poo glitter

The appearance of corn in your poop.

After a nice meal of corn on the cob , I am going to be rich in poo glitter tomorrow.

by Pablo Tornado September 23, 2017

dicknag

A guy who nags you as much or more than your wife nags you.

Don't be a dicknag. I'm henpecked enough already.

by Pablo Tornado July 06, 2019

Canadalien

An individual from Canada who may actually be a space alien.

Bob from Toronto seems a little spacey. Any chance he might be a Canadalien ?

by Pablo Tornado August 01, 2023

exaustipated

When you're too tired to give shit.

Work leaves me exaustipated. !

by Pablo Tornado November 06, 2015

Chubbalardo

More than chubby.

There's a big sagging hole in my mattress where Chubbalardo slept last night.

by Pablo Tornado October 20, 2020