A fork of Rural Dictionary
An outer suburb to the south of Minneapolis. Known for its large number of fascist cops and speed traps.
That fucking Burnsville cop pulled me over because he said my license plate light was out.
Where Minnesotans go to purchase fireworks and alcohol (on Sundays).
The largest fireworks store in Wisconsin is, for some unknown reason, located in a tiny town called Baldwin. I wonder how they stay in business. After all, Minnesotans would never make the 10 minute drive there and bring back fireworks, that would be illegal.