Country Dictionary

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent. what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.

i'm a loser, dontcha know. bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.

i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----. ii. Something important to Ben Kweller. iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.

Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend. Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right. That's right - sha sha. sha doo. Isn't nothing something?

(n.) 1. Something you do to disguise what you're saying to mock the person spoken to. 2. A hack, splutter, clearing of the throat. (v.) To hack, splutter, or clear the throat.

*cough*Fuckin asshole cunthead cocklicker motherfucker!cough*

Some random shit I defined it as: What you say if you didn't want to hear something or see something as if to "ex" or slash or erase it from one's memory. (n.) A former boyfriend or girlfriend. (n.) A former anything.

*see picture of naked grandma* EX!! Nadia: I love you, but I think we should spend sometime apart for a change. Mike: EX!! Genghis Khan was an ex-ruler of Mongolia and much of Asia.

a pair of really really ridiculously gorgeous or big tits

. Delphi moaned as Yan massaged and licked her supple 36c's .

amphibian that tastes like chicken fried or cooked. amphibian you lick to get high if it's of the hallucinogenic sort from the Amazon.

this frog leg tastes like chicken. stoner1: couldja pass me that there frog, bra? stoner2: as soon as i'm done licking the hallucinogenic agents off of it's epidermal coating dude.

i. A good excuse not to try. ii. One who fucks up all the time. iii. One who goes to Yale but has the vocabulary and comprehension of a sea cucumber. See also: George W. Bush, Dubya, Ashlee Simpson, Enron, Operation Iraqi Liberation

Homer Simpsons: Trying is the first step towards failure. George W. Bush: I didn't misfailure the country! Honest! It's hard work being president! Realleh hard work! Even my daddeh says it's hard work! I don't get no break on Sundehs too! Bob Bluebell: What a failure and a jerkwad.