Country Dictionary

An unintelligent phrase, commonly used by chavs. It's meaning is ambiguous and depends on the context in which it is used. The general theme of expressing such a phrase is to indicate respect for the adressee.

Bo selecta innit bruv. bling bling.

A usually cylindrical airtight metal container usually made of tin-coated iron, in which foods or beverages are preserved.

B.O.B. is an acronym for Back Of Book. In the days when Maths books would have the answers to the questions in the Back Of the Book.

I better consult BOB for the answers to the Dragon Lady's homework.

A unix program that runs in the background of the system. Often signified with the -d suffix on the end of a program name.

mysqld
named
httpd

The area of skin between the scrotum and anus, or vagina and anus. See also "choad" and "gooch".

Mens scrooters are bigger than womens (usually).

Impossible to burn; not flammable.

If something says that it's inflammable, that means it's safe to keep around sparks and fire.

Expressing agreement or conformity within a chav community. Also used as a comparitive phrase or additional word trailing the sentence.

innit bruv
good stuff innit
your mother innit