Country Dictionary

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Newsprint Grazers

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you? Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers will take care o' that shit.

by Paterico February 28, 2007

Newsprint Grazers

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you? Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.

by Paterico February 16, 2007

Safety-net sub

After scanning the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the confused mind generally opts for friendlier territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty! Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my Safety-net sub . Jim: (*shrugs*) Bob: Ham.

by Paterico February 28, 2007

Safety-net sub

After studying the vertigo-inducing range of lunchbreak subs (e.g. Taleggio, pine nut, grapefruit and rocket) - the overworked mind generally opts for less hostile territory. Picking an uncool, but boot-filling standby - (e.g. cheese).

Jim: Hey Bob, you gotta try this sun-dried octopus on flax-seed crostini. And it's only eight bucks fifty! Bob: Nah man, I'm set with my safety-net sub. Jim: (*shrugs*) Bob: Ham.

by Paterico February 16, 2007