Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Boomerang

A aboriginal weapon that gets mistaken for a banana by pretty much every foreigner and serves no use today cuz’ we got rifles to hunt things with, bruh!

It’s a deformed airplane, no! It’s a wooden banana, no! It’s a frickinboomerang! It’s getting bigger by the second… BONK!! Everything goes black.

by PatrickDaSeaStar August 26, 2019