Country Dictionary

When you have brown scaly skin on your knuckles

Doctor, what's this rough brown skin in my knuckles?

That Sir is a classic case of Pooknucks

Eastern European Filth

Have you seen that cheap car for sale in Facebook, full mot and such low milage?

Yeah probably being sold by some Eef!!

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

A School caretaker who is on the large4 side that believes he is more than just a general dogsbody

Child: Hey dad, what a FattyMagatti

Father: See the guy on the crossing, waving traffic through and stopping kids crossing, we'll that son is FattyMgatti!