Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

a shape

used to describe a person with a fettish of chewing barbed wire to keep the tooth fairy out.
a shape gets its distinct nick name by having their gums look like shapes from triangles to octogons

person 1:Eww wtf happened to ur gums
person 2:im a shape
person 1:not in my house your not!

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Mr.Shoenenberg

Mr.Shoenenberg is by far the greatest history teacher in the world!

Me. "yeet its Mr.Shoenenberg time to learn."
person." Shut up for god sake!"

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

alabama knot

when 2 men tie their dicks together blocking the flow of cum and trying to ejaculate first to show their pride.

I was created by an alabama knot thats why i dont look normal but im special.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

cat noodleing

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Teachers gummy bears

Gummy bears filled with one pill to re introduce "nap time."

Hey george weren't the Teachers gummy bears the best?
george?
geor
ge
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

failures

A group of people with little talent and gave up on real successes.

Fortnite streamers
Liberals
Feminists
people who think broccoli is a type of fish
all of theese diseases are failures

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

clown trooper

clown troopers molest the enemy and use squirt guns filled with gasoline.They march in groups of 9 not 10 and they target civilian targets instead of the enemy.

civilian1: Hey look its the clown troopers
civilian2:CLOWN TROOPERS?!
(FIRING STARTS)

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018