A fork of Rural Dictionary
a machine when hears the scream or crying of children starts to make fapping sounds in order to produce a tooth paste like substance.
hey did u get the fapillater?
no why
nothing just brang my niece here for a specific reason.
when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."
a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.
oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt
a skinny malnourished elephant who will step on dead carcasses of his failed kids from 2006.
Person 1: "is it wrong that i have a boner right now?"
Person 2: "NO because it's coomlaphant