Country Dictionary

Jwerta Eyes

Rolling one's eyes in response to any inconvenience or requirement for minor exertion, even if to their benefit.

So, I give this guy an ipod for free, but he just gave me Jwerta eyes when he realised it was not charged. Arsehole.

pat down

The act of feeling for one's keys, wallet and phone before leaving the house.

Man... I left my wallet in the house! I really have bad pat down technique