Country Dictionary

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

A huge hill covered in ice-plant.

Jose wanted to have some fun after work, so he stole the trash can lid off his neighbors trash can and went down his Mexican Ski Slope.

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.

Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.

Stealing flowers of your neighbors front yard and giving it to another person.

For Mothers Day Ignacio stole some flowers of his neighbor's front yard and gave his wife a Mexican Bouquet.

A cassette player - Most likely stolen or bought at a flee market for less then 20 pesos ($2 USD).

Amigo, you must have the most ghettotastic Mexican iPod I've ever seen! I know Jose, it even has an FM radio!

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.

Pedro, can you hear me? Testing, Testing! Jose I can hear you - our Mexican Cell Phone works!