A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your best friend, a floating British banana that will always know how to help you when you're murdering countless goons after being kidnapped by a gun smuggler that ships out human meat to hide his illicit firearms.
Hey, it's me, Pedro. Your friend.
Pedro is a chill guy, cool to hang out with, and is really good at smuggling drugs across the border.
" Joe I want to do some cocaine, lets call Pedro."
Pedro is one of the most amazing people. They play soccer and are good at it. He is the sweetest boy of all time. He is Smart caring loving and openhearted. Every single girl that he knows likes him. but he will probably friend zone you. For Example, Ashley got friend zoned. But if he likes you he will tell you. He likes to eat pussy
Pedro is the best person of all time
Not joking one of the most special guys there is. He’s a sweetheart, no other way to put it. Any girl’d be lucky to have him because he always puts his heart into everything he says and does S2. Also, he’s kind of a fruit loop, so be prepared to laugh!!
Girl 1: Hahahahahaha Girl 2: What’s so funny? Girl 1: Pedro omg hahaha Such a fruit loop I LOVE HIM!! Girl 2: omg Lucky!!!