Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

CoviHoe

CoviHoe is a person who offers their sexual services during viral outbreaks on exchange for toilet paper, hand sanitizer or cash for quarantine supplies.

She was such a CoviHoe she ate my ass for toilet paper, how ironic.

by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Dick Nibblers

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

by Pegleg T August 12, 2020

Jigga Bump bump boo

When you and your peeps do a bump n grind while snorting a huge line naked.

Watching Dana do a Jigga Bump Bump Boo was amazing till she wanted Cheetos!

by Pegleg T October 29, 2019

Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.

Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.

by Pegleg T November 22, 2019

Covanal (Co vanal)

Covanal is when you have doggie style anal with a partner to avoid them coughing or sneezing on you during the COVID crisis. Variants include Masked Covanal, Tyvekcovanal and Reverse Cowgirl Covanal.

While having Covanal (Co vanal) the other night she coughed and contaminated the bed.

by Pegleg T March 25, 2020

Boondocking

The same as “Docking” except your penises are coated in drawn butter and old bay.

Walter wanted to try boondocking so i had to melt some butter and find the old bay.

by Pegleg T May 23, 2019