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Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
A nickname for toes, especially ones that are long and sunburnt. Toes that are nasty, dirty, sweaty, sandy, or even clean. They usually contain Cheeto Dust and can contaminate anything they touch.
Bro, there’s sand in my Cheetos. Dude, get your nasty Cheetos away from my pillow.
A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.
Wanna see my cheetos little boi... cuz I know you eat them my guy
obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana
-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!! - Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are! -Ok *crash* -O no not the good china!! -Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die. -I dont know where they are i swear -LIAR! *punch* -ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner
A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.
Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.
1. a cheese flavored snack that is orange colored. Eaten. 2. a cheese flavored powder that is orange colored. Sniffed. Not to be confused with Doritos, which are only compatible with the mexican nose. If you sniff Doritos, you're fucked. On the other hand, eating it is just fine.
1. Kid A - "Hey Jason, lets go to the 7/11 to get some cheetos" Kid B - "That sounds like a great idea Sean! I just love those cheese flavored snacks that are orange colored." 2. Adult A - "Hey man, you wanna go get some cheetos?" Adult B - "Dude, I heard that if you did cheetos at this campus you get kicked out! And besides, where are we gonna find a cheetos dealer?" Adult A - "Whats life without a few risks? My cousin told me this great guy for cheetos. Lets go there this Saturday." Adult B - "Cool man. I always wanted some of that cheese flavored powder that is orange colored!" 3. Chester Cheetah is a prominent figure in the cheetos sniffing market/industry. To date, he has sniffed 58.3 billion bags of cheetos.