A fork of Rural Dictionary
A watery poop. Usually from being sick, but not from bad food.
"I caught something at the Justin Beiber concert, and took a liquiturd in my cubicle this afternoon. I had to request a new chair from Facilities!"
The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.
Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!" Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!" Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!". or "It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."
A shit that is COMPLETELY liquid, with absolutely no solid matter whatsoever. Also known as a Liquiturd. Usually a result of being sick with the flu or a severe virus. Not to be confused with a Taco Patty, which has a more oatmeal-like texture.
"I got the swine flu from Rosalinda, and had Rhea Perlman for four straight days! I almost shit myself twice!"