A fork of Rural Dictionary
A male, generally of Canadian decent, who displays a lumberjack beard and owns a magic penis.
1."Is that the dude on the Brauny paper towels?" "No, you can tell by his glowing pants that he's a chip." 2. "The only way to satisfy an entire Harem in under 5 minutes is to employ a chip."
The nickname for an over-opinionated and under-informed female executive who enjoys posting unsolicited and uninsightful advice on how to be a good leader. Is usually unemployed making the irony so obvious, even Chip should see it.
Why does Chip keep writing about leadership when she has never been a CEO before?
After creating the infamous slur 'melt' over 10 years ago, We now come to you with the next trend setter. Created through the evolution of group banter, 'chip' is the new 'melt'. In its most basic definition Chip means you are a disappointment, however can mean and not limited too: boring, flake, not funny, made a mistake, stupid.
Friend arrives at party and forgot his bottle of vodka - You would say "You absolute chip, can't believe you forgot your bottle" Friend cancels a night out at the last minute - You would say "what a chip for cancelling last minute" Friend cracks joke that was unfunny - You would say "About as funny as a chip" and could be followed by "such a chip'
To use drugs recreationally or occasionally without being hooked.
Hank tells Bobby, "You've got your habit back." Helen: "He's only chippin'." Hank: "I chip. He uses." (From the film The Panic in Needle Park. 1971.)
An unfavorable person who out here acting,looking,smelling,sounding foolish as hell .
Mike: have you ever tried Mac n cheese with ketchup? You gotta try it Sean: thats nasty , you a chip for that Stella (at an event): Whose idea was it to invite the chip?
Someone who has a chip on his shoulder is angry all the time. They feel that they have been wronged by the world, so they are always ready for a fight. They are easily offended because they feel that they have been treated unfairly by others, or perhaps they feel inferior. They expect trouble, so they are always ready for it. It can also mean that the person has a grievance about something. Something bad has happened to him, and he might believe it was someone else’s fault. This kind of person is constantly angry about it that it affects his behaviour. In the person’s mind, he is showing how tough he is. You can also use have got. You can also add adjectives to describe the size of the chip.
"To Have a Chip on One's Shoulder" - Examples: I can’t stand working with Bill; he’s got such a massive chip on his shoulder. He’s so unpleasant. …Keira Knightley has admitted that forsaking university in favour of a film career has left her with a “chip on her shoulder” over her lack of education. . . . She now battles to prove to herself – and those around her – that she has brains. Excerpt from The Telegraph - U.K. Success never made that chip on his shoulder go away. Excerpt about Roger Ailes, Fox News Chief, from The New York Times James “Sawyer” Ford - a character on the TV show LOST- started as the classic rogue with a shady past who parades around with a constant chip on his shoulder. Excerpt from IGN.com