A fork of Rural Dictionary
Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice
Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2 Person 2: The what? Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before? Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad? Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one? Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad