A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."
Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."
Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."
Giving a 'High Five" to a friend or random person by first pretending to give the recipient a "high Five" and then screaming "Splooch" with the middle finger in their face
Jock: "That was a great shot
Nerd: "Hey thanks man. I'm new in school and dont have any
Friends." ( go for the high five)
Jock: "Splooch! Ha Ha sucks to be you fag"
Nerd: "I'm dead on the inside."