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Shaq

The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.

man 1: Dude did you see that ace? man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that

by PersianMessiah January 26, 2011