Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Hartford

One of the worst places to live in the country.

Friend 1: Wanna go to hartford? Friend 2: Nah, lets cut ourselves instead. Friend 1: Great idea!

by Philliam May 22, 2007

brown bowtie

The act of doing a girl in the turd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a "brown bowtie".

Jen had to shower after I gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like shit.

by Philliam May 05, 2005

hamboogie

A type of food served at the University of Hartford by a funny little black man with googly eyes.

Googles: You want the hamboogie or tha cheboogie? Student: Hamburger please. Googles: One hamboogie commin up!

by Philliam May 05, 2005