Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tzatziki

When your girl has a yeast infection but you don’t care and all you give a fuck about is your cucumber. So you put your cucumber in the yoghurt. Then you get tzatziki. Or sadziki.

Oh my god I just care so much about my cucumber. I don’t care you in paiiiin, existence is paaaaiiiin. Let me stick my cucumber in your yoghurt Give me your number , It won’t hurt Let’s make tzatziki, call rafiki.

by Philosophiehahahahahha May 09, 2022

Kundalini

A so called meditation that in actual fact is a demon taking over you and making you seize. It is also a metaphor for anything bad that happens. You can just blame the kundi.

Oh no my kundy wundy escaped… I think I have control issues. I think I’m just going to come and ruin all good I can see. Kundalini

by Philosophiehahahahahha May 09, 2022