Country Dictionary

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Portable slapper

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

by Phizgig April 20, 2020

Palpatining

That thing where a dog sticks it’s head out from a blanket and looks like Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars.

Hahaha! Look at Stelly. She’s palpatining again under that comforter!

by Phizgig August 26, 2020