A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a phlebotomist or a nurse can't read the doctors blood draw order, they proceed to fill a testtube of every color just to be safe.
"I can figure out if the Doctor is ordering a blood test or his lunch. I'm just going to do a rainbow draw."
the sound a cat makes when throwning up a hairball, or the body movements made while the cat is yarking up a hairball.
The cat is harking under the bed again. You clean it up
noun- an emergency room patient that exhibits drug seeking behavior using many different names to get vicodin or other narcotics
"We have a rebounder in chairs".
a person who always must hold the remote control and is constantly flipping on the user guide to see what is on next.
"Stop flipping the channels you goddamn dish nazi".
Medical Slang for "Totally Screwed But Unfortunately Not dead Yet" Usually describes someone that is suffering from a very painful deadly disease but is still hanging on.
The patient is TS Bundy in room 2, don't expect to clear the bed anytime soon.