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A man with a cock so massive in size and girth, coupled with the extraordinary skill of lovemaking like a GOD. When you find a man with a Porno Dick, you've found The One.
Me: Well, Neill and I finally made love the last night! Lauren: Omg! Well, how was it? Me: Lauren, he has a fucking PORNO DICK! Lauren: You lucky tramp! Me: I know!!
The greatest computerized symbol of love ever, way better than that stupid little <3. If you <3 someone, you don't love them as much as you would if you were to <87 them.
Girl: I <3 you! Guy: Well, that's weeeeeeak! Girl: I <87 you! Guy: Holy crap, bitch. That's a lot of love. I <87 you too!