Country Dictionary

misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

slicky

The biological moistening (slickening) of one's vagina in preparation for penetrative sex.

Good lord! He got me so aroused that my slicky seeped through my capris!