Country Dictionary

blue meat

The flesh on the other side of a womans tight bunghole.

Last night my wife had a few drinks and let me get into some of that blue meat.

hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

drop some science

take a pooh pooh
make a large bowel movement

That Taco Bell is killing me. I gotta go drop some science.

reckless eyeballs

Staring at a woman walking down the street or driving in a car for a period of greater than 8 seconds.

You better stop staring at that hottie over there or you are going to get cited for reckless eyeballs.