A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!
I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!
A retort to use on Karens who believe "iT's AlL a HoAx"
Karen: IT'S ALL A HOAX!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!! I'M NEVER GETTING THE VACCINE BECAUSE IT HAS MICROCHIPS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!ONEONEONE!!!!!!!!! Person with brain cells: Who do you think you are, the CDC? Newsflash: you're not, so shut up, Karen 🙃
The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
No one: My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!
What Karens seem to think putting on a mask when they go out during a pandemic is.
Karen: I refuse to wear a mask!!!! A genius: Shut up, Karen. Put on a daRn mask. It’s not rocket science.
Someone who asks to speak to the manager and refuses to wear a mask.
Karen: Can I speak to your manager about this mask wearing policy????
Something you should be wearing 24/7/366 if you're out in a public place.
Mask, hand sanitizer, sinking feeling of panic depression and despair. Hahahaha!!!!
366 days of Absolute Trainwreck. Wait, scratch trainwreck. What's bigger than a train? A cruise ship! It's like a cruise ship ran into another cruise ship, pushing them into another cruise ship, and so on and so on, like dominoes. It's like 27 cruise ships piled on top of each other in a blazing, smoking mess of twisted metal. With all sorts of people bailing out in those little round life preservers. Add a global pandemic to the mix and you've got that times 10000000000.
2020 Expectations vs Reality: Expectation: Yay!!!!!!! Reality: Cruise ship wreck!!!!!!!