Country Dictionary

A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.

On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.

Example 1:

Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.

Example 2:

Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.

Meeting someone with this name brings unfortunate events. As what ever you are doing he will be able to preform that task at a near impossible level of greatness.

No! It can't be him! We have failed our mission.

1. an insult
2.toilet paper

1. shut up bung wipe
2. dammit, i ran out of bung wipes

when someone sucks or is on the verge os sucking

hey, easy stig! don't fuck witth my stuff

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

a series of penis piercings starting close from the head of the penis closer to the body. almost resembleing a ladder

i got my ladder pierced the other day, that shit fucking hurt

an aot of surprise that may be very vulgar for some

titty fucking christ im drunk as fuck