Country Dictionary

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Ingestore

One who ingests their own organic waste. Often accompanied by one or more Soilers. Legend has it, there was an ancient rivalry between the Soilers and Ingestores. The old Grecian myth tells of a man named Soilicles. Soilicles, Athenian Proto-Soiler, was the first of his kind. It is said that a day came when he was busying himself in the habitual age-old activity, when he was approached by a gentleman by the name of Ingesticles. Ingesticles, staring in disbelief and horror at what was to become of the organic waste, stated that the excretions could easily be re-ingested, instead of being laid to waist. Soiliclese, taking umbrage at the thought, dismissed the idea and drove wedge forever between the two schools of thought. Ingesticles supposedly then aggregated his own philisophical school to forward his belief. To this day, subscribers to this doctrine are known as "Ingestores." Furthermore, the phrase "organic waste" has it's second word come as a consequence of the contention of Ingesticles.

"The soiler did his part, and the ingestore finished the rest."

by Pierre March 04, 2005

Rochester

A upstate NY city in which the main attraction are the filthy panhandlers downtown!

Believe me....you want to avoid that "attraction" in downtown Rochester!

by Pierre October 29, 2004

Vitamin J

Slang term for male semen. Generally used by females to describe the events that transpired a previous evening.

I can't get enough of his vitamin J! A high protein milkshake consisting of vitamin J.

by Pierre June 29, 2004

Chelsey M

the hottest mother fucka in all of Northern Kentucky.. 2)The Dutchess of Awesome

Man oh man, that girl is almost as hot as Chelsey M!!!

by Pierre January 30, 2005

coil

A mospuito coil with an atached filter. drags become pure pesticides instead of pesticides with added ash, dead mosquitos, or broken ovaries

" C'mon man, lets take another hit of C." " No man im already burnt out to the max"

by PIERRE February 17, 2004

candyfish

when everything tastes sweet and you think there are fish swimming around, an extension of worship of pierre

the weak fink fell into a deep state of candyfish after viewing the holy radience of pierre.

by pierre January 25, 2004

wags

wags! the coolest member of the Madison Society. She is the founder. She is a very hot biznatch that wants to fuck Winer.

Wags participated in positions.

by pierre January 30, 2004