Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

tiddy sprinkles

When you shit on some sluts tits and sprinkle some white rice on top before she eats it

Damn bro! I picked up this hot girl at the sushi bar and took her back to my place for dessert. She loved her tiddy sprinkles, but man was it messy!

by Pigknucks August 20, 2020

Donkey faced midget

A 3ft tall little person, most likely addicted to meth, smells like shit and that looks like she got hooved in the face by a fuckin horse.

Took the kids to the janky ass carnival yesterday oniy to see a bunch of drunk donkey faced midgets and piss. They are scarred for life.

by Pigknucks April 10, 2021

Trisket fucker

A douchey little fuck that will screw over his homies and likes to stick his dick in a assortment of baked goods high in fiber.

There goes Leshawn. You hear he dipped on his own brother for a ride to fuck some banana nut muffins. He's such a trisket fucker! They mom was pissed, banana nut for real!!

by Pigknucks April 11, 2021

Penis face Jones

Porn star from the 70's that had a fuckin dick for a nose.

Fuck my face like I was Penis face Jones beotch.

by Pigknucks April 09, 2021