A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.
"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"
The woman with the worlds largest scream at 129 dB, measured when her husband inserted his meat rod in the wrong hole.
Me and my cousin tried anal last night, she was screaming like Jill Drake
A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.
Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.