Country Dictionary

Hunt and Peck Typing

Hunt and Peck typing, also known as Brady typing, is a method of typing with two fingers where you hunt for each key and peck it with your finger. Hunt and Peck typing is commonly known for being inferior to touch typing and is generally much slower.

You use Hunt and Peck typing? How do you survive in this world?

go number 3

A less common euphemism for masturbation.

I need to go number 3.

The Corn Smells Nice

I want to poop on your chest.

You know, between the two of us, the corn smells nice.