A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mot feared creature on earth. No one has ever seen one and came back the same. They always turned on one another when they saw Barrels. A lot of the world's murders are because or the effect of Barrels. If you come across a Barrel sit in a chair and it won't hurt you. A crucifix won't help but a stephano will. If you do not happen to have a stephano then please by a bag of onions and peel each layers to ward off the evil Barrels with the power of Shrek.
Guy: Did you hear that noise?
Girl: It must be a Barrel! Do you have any onions..?
Guy: well no..
Guy: -runs out and touchs barrel- #2SPOOKY4U
Barrel: -disappears in dust-
Guy: Who needs shrek when you have hastags?