Country Dictionary

funi

I can do nought but pronounce this supposed abbreviation as "few-nee"

What sort of tosspot abbreviates funny to "funi"?

imvu

The increasingly irritating advert to the right.

I developed a tick under my left eye thanks to that IMVU advert.

busted tees

I'd hit it. Yes indeed.

I laugh long and loud at those witty busted tees.

Crush Calculator

You're having a laugh if you think I'm putting my mobile number into that, mate.

Laughing, I proceeded to fill in the Crush Calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. Panicked, I rushed headlong to my Cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.